badmiiverseposts:

miiversehitposts:

"my gf just called and said she thinks she pregnant"

holy fuck

audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

morningsuns:

morningsuns:

Whats the most depressing song you can think of

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oneswhouseyou:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

kingxanxus:

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are

booty shake it on the dance floor
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