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cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

skypestripper:

snapchat must be fun for hot people

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

precumming:

dietbeates:

precumming:

What should I get my mom for her bday?

a condom. maybe she won’t mess up next time.

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colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

annabethchasy:

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

obamafart:

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day