theonion:

GlaxoSmithKline Releases New Drug To Treat People Who Just Feel Sort Of Weird Sometimes

crystallized-teardrops:

what do kids even watch on tv now since theres no hannah montana or lizzie mcguire or fresh prince or suite life of zac and cody???^#$?????11!?!?

sweet-bitsy:

This emoticon only gets funnier when you expand the face

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skintighttucker:

stop that

skintighttucker:

stop that

copyrlght:

when your mom asks you to clean your roomimage

chepibola:

when your mum makes you try on clothes you don’t like

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plantcreep:

mouzeron:

real flowers and emoji flowers

wow i didnt even realize it until i read the caption

plantcreep:

mouzeron:

real flowers and emoji flowers

wow i didnt even realize it until i read the caption

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

scottthepilgrim:

its 4 am already. nice

gothqirl:

*organizes life at 3am*